Well, you may have been wondering why I haven’t posted in the last week, and the reason is that my computer blew up on Sunday morning! Unfortunately I think it’s the hard drive and I shall have to buy a new one, but well I’ll have to wait and see what the repair people say. I’m back in England at Keele now for a week, so I will probably post less anyway this week, what with all the catching up I have to do with friends and everyone! A bientot!
Reflections October 8, 2008
Another collection of little reflections tonight, and none of it really runs smoothly onto the next so a bit of a random post this shall be I think!
I’ll put the mini-rant (of course there had to be one!) first and then all the good stuff can come after. This one’s about the education system again, but specifically to do with the exams. I still don’t quite understand how this is supposed to work, because there’s a fortnight set aside in January for the “partiels”; mid-year exams before the start of semester 2, just the same as in the UK. But, yesterday we spent a full half hour discussing with the Ancien Français lecturer how we could find a common hour and a half to sit the partiel exam. In the end we came up with two possibilites, but I couldn’t understand why we were even having the discussion. The problems arose from the fact that there are two (perhaps 3) groups taking the subject but we all have to sit the exam at the same time, for obvious reasons. Unfortunately it seems there isn’t much common time that doesn’t clash with someone’s lectures…..but that’s why there’s always an “exam period”, where there are no classes and all the week’s time is instead devoted to exams, so every exam for every subject fits with (hopefully) no clashes. I have no idea why she’s trying to organise for us to sit an exam outside of that fortnight in January, when if we did it then there’d be no problems. I also found it surprising that we spent half an hour of our lecture discussing this, moreover that it was up to us to sort out the problem! Don’t they have a team of people to plan the exam timetables? It seems like a very disorganised and risky way of dealing with something as important as exams.
Anyway, rant over, here’s a collection of interesting things! I remembered there was an ice rink in Amiens this week, so I looked it up online and there’s actually two, but in the same complex. One is Olypmic sized so they must be pretty good. It’s quite cheap and they have some disco nights for students so I reckon that will be a definite regular event. I left my skates at home though, although I can rent them I’ll try and get hold of my own over Toussaint. I suggested it to the Cardiff students and they seemed keen on the idea so that will be good.
In the break between my two Organic Chemistry lectures this morning I was stood by the canal eating my almond croissant (a once-weekly treat – it’s the only thing that gets me through four hours of early morning chemistry), watching the ducks, and I noticed that there was a mirror on the wall at the corner of a four-way canal junction, just as there might be at a blind junction on a road. It made me wonder if the mirror had been put there as a precaution or as a result of a T-crash between two boats!
The residential road near to my accommodation that leads to town on the bus route has some notable houses on it. As you get closer into town they become “victorian” (obviously they’re not, but it’s the same kind of style) terraced houses, but out this far they tend to have larger plots of lands, and the houses are set back off the road with garden all around them. Many of them aren’t traditional looking houses either; they look like they could have been built with Grand Designs in mind, all angles and wooden box-like with windows cut in, or split-level with window-walls. Even the ones that don’t look like modern art have their own character and they all look like they’ve been designed by the people who live in them. One house has a pair of guard geese and today they were reaching out into the pavement with their necks through holes in the fence – I’m glad I didn’t have to walk along that bit of pavement!
Finally two more random things found at the supermarket today; a jar of Pollen (along with the honey), basically little yellow beads which taste faintly of honey and butter, slightly chewy and leave a powdery feeling in your mouth. It also suggests mixing with yoghurt, which I shall try. Perhaps with the other unusual thing I got today; Violet yoghurt, as in parma violets that you normally find as a fondant chocolate. Watch this space for more food wierdness!
A plus tard…
La pluie, round courgettes and Spanish arguments October 3, 2008
Again not much out of the ordinary has happened since I last blogged, but I’ve noted down enough random observations that I decided to post again. The heating came on this week so it’s no longer cold in the classrooms and halls – we’ve all been sat swathed in blankets and scarves for the last three weeks! Why they didn’t just turn it on at the start of semester I don’t know. The weather has turned from the nice sunshine of the first couple of weeks to mostly rain, cold, but changeable. A nice burst of sunshine is lovely when you’re stood in a cold bus stop but a day that starts sunny quickly becomes miserable if you didn’t dress for rain as well! I nearly burst out laughing in the supermarché yesterday because I found a round courgette! I took a picture to show people back in the UK because I’ve never seen such a thing back home. I think normal shaped ones are probably better for cutting up but I had to buy one anyway.
I was on the bus today on the way to my 8am lecture at the Science fac. and we passed a mobile fish stall that had set up in a residential road right next to the passing traffic, between some parked cars. There was a man running it and an old lady just going to buy something from him. I thought it was very strange to have set up a fish stand there at 7.30am, but then I realised that it’s a Friday, and generally people here are more religiously observant than in the UK, so perhaps that had something to do with it. On the bus on the way back from my lecture an old man got on and went to sit down in a seat that had a magazine left on it. There was a girl sitting in the seat opposite and he asked if it was hers, she replied that it wasn’t. But instead of picking it up and moving it to somewhere else, he simply sat on it! I thought that was so random. Two people today also mistakenly got on the bus thinking it went to the Gare, and had to get off at the next stop. This always seems to happen at the stops on this road, and the number 6 does stop at the Gare, but going in the other direction. I think people get confused because most of the streets are one way but this one isn’t and the bus could turn left at the end of the road to go round to the Gare. All it takes it to look at the list of stops posted on the bus shelter though, surely. Or the front of the approaching bus, which says “Campus / Hopital Sud” when the Gare is Gare du Nord…..
I also managed to record the very strange St. Leu clock chime today. I’ve been trying this for the last week but I kept missing it, or I was too far away for it to be clear. Today I was stood right next to it (and had time to notice the pigeons in the bell tower sending scatters of masonry chips down to the cobbles), and got a clear recording although I missed the first two chimes, but they’re repeated so I got the general sound. I think it’s a strange because the tones don’t seem right, especially for a church clock. I’ll see if I can get the clip uploaded here somehow.
I’ve noticed some interesting things to do with language as well; most noticeably the word “email”. It’s one of the many words to do with technology the French have borrowed from us, mainly because their own versions tend to be long and don’t flip off the tongue in the smooth, quick manner that befits shiny-efficient technology. So although the Academie Française no doubt encourage the use of the word “courriel”, email has stuck. But the “e” at the beginning doesn’t allow the word to roll as smoothly into a french sentence as they’d like, so you often hear people say “mél”; “Do you want my adresse mél?” “Send me a mél.” The real evidence that this had been widely accepted and used however is that you frequently see it written on posters, noticeboards, adverts…in other words it’s gone from a verbal convenience to an accepted word.
It still surprises me how often I see lecturers treating students as if they were still in school. In UK universities, on the whole, students are treated as responsible adults by their lecturers and once you get to 3rd year or beyond, almost as equals. Here, and I don’t know if it’s because students stray less far from home and their lives are generally still managed by their parents, there isn’t much of a distinction between college and university, and it certainly isn’t the massive step in life it’s treated as in the UK. This attitude between teachers and students was highlighted again today in Spanish. Over the last three weeks there’s been an ongoing battle to even out the group numbers. We have four different classes (Grammar, Oral, Translation Version and Translation Thème) taught by four different lecturers. Each class is divided into 3 or more groups. The lecturers, understandably, want all the groups to have even numbers. Unfortunately this has ended in a stalemate between 8 students and the lecturers, with the lecturers banging on about even numbers and marking workload, and the students reiterating the point that they have a clash with another class that they can’t move, but they can move which Spanish group they’re in. Two of the lecturers who take Translation had a discussion with the students who’d turned up to the “wrong” group today that took about 15mins out of the beginning of our class. It was good entertainment really with each side dismissing the other’s arguments and reiterating the point they’d made before. Finally the lecturer with the bigger group said “Well, I’m not marking 50 exams. If you want to stay in this class, fine, but I’ll tell you now that I will take the first third (of all the papers to be marked between three lecturers) and mark those and any left over, well that’s not my problem.” This struck me as incredibly selfish and unprofessional. I didn’t pipe up with my (I thought) obvious question of why it mattered whose papers came from whose class – since exams are supposed to be marked impartially – why couldn’t they share the papers out evenly no matter whose class they were in?
Vraiment, ils sont fou ces Français.
Une adjonction… October 1, 2008
Just had to add another post – I prepared my dinner but went to the kitchen and found it locked. No great surprise there, but I go downstairs and there’s no one on reception, the shutter is down. Great, so the kitchen’s locked and can’t be opened, they clearly don’t want us to eat properly. Other people seem to be going out for food but that’s not good enough, we’ve paid to use that kitchen as part of our rent and it’s taking the piss now that they’ve locked it and buggered off. My dinner has had to go in the fridge for tomorrow and I’ll have to have the same dinner I had last night, which is the only thing I’ve got that I can prepare in my room. Tomorrow they shall be getting a formal complaint from me – I thought the system was crap before but now I really have reason to complain.
Ticking over October 1, 2008
I meant to post yesterday but time got away from me in the evening and I didn’t in the end. As things settle into a routine and some semblance of normalcy I find there are less things to write about so I expect there will be fewer posts than the one-a-day rate of the first week! Tomorrow will mark the beginning of my fourth week here. This week seems to be going more slowly than the previous ones but I’m looking forward to Toussaint. After that I think it will go quickly to Christmas and the January exams.
Not much has happened since my adventures on Saturday, I’ve just noted down a few things. It makes me laugh now how much Keele went on about how welcoming people are here – I think the students who’d just come back from their year abroad must have been paid to say it. I know that some of the other Keele french students have managed to break into some french friend circles but there are many others who’ve found french students totally uninterested in us, and staff and lecturers dismissive and rude. A prime example came up in my Ancien Français lecture yesterday; the lecturer was trying to find a common two-hour slot of free time to reschedule a lecture later on in the semester, which turned out to be quite difficult. When a slot was proposed that I couldn’t make, I said so. The response? “Ah, but you’re Erasmus aren’t you? Well, you make your timetables fit however, I’m on about the rest of us”, after which everyone exchanged snide looks and laughs, and they continued with their discussion. Way to make me feel included, eh? Not to mention the idea that just because I’m an Erasmus student, it doesn’t matter if I miss class material. I still have to get the grades.
Something else that annoys me here is the kitchen. The door is controlled by a swipe card but more often than not it’s also locked by key. This means I have to either a) take my food to the kitchen (at the other end of the corridor), try the door and if it’s locked, take my food back to my room, go downstairs to get the key, open the kitchen and then go back to my room to get my food and back to the kitchen to cook it, or b) go to the kitchen, try the door, if locked go get the key, open the kitchen and then go to my room to get my food and back to the kitchen again. Either way is a faff and irritating. On top of that, the reception staff take your student card or at least your room number if they give you the key, so if someone else comes into the kitchen before you’ve finished you then have to pass the responsibility, which isn’t popular. Overall it’s a totally unecessary system and it doesn’t work efficiently.
One more thing; another general observation about life here – the French kiss. By this I mean the greeting, not the more intimate version! It is very common, and I’ve seen extreme examples of this formality being carried through; like the girl who was hurrying down the corridor but passed a group of 5 friends who were waiting for the same Spanish lecture as me. Despite being in a rush, she stopped and kissed each once on each cheek, before waving goodbye and carrying on her way! The noise they make is not a “mwah” or even any kind of expulsion of air, it actually sounds more like they’re sucking air in through their teeth. I can’t recreate it; I rather think it’s something learned from childhood. I have also seen men greeting each other with a kiss but in general a handshake is more common. It still looks bizarre to me as generally in England we only shake hands at a formal first meeting or in some other formal context; this morning there was a bloke sat on the bus and two separate friends passed by to sit further back; both shook his hand before moving on, even though like the girl in the corridor, they didn’t stop to chat. It also looks strange to me when I see young boys of anything from age 8-14 shaking hands – like something from a bygone age!
Anyway that’ll do for today, I will just finish with a quote I came across online this week, which I think can be suitably applied to my year abroad. It is from the Tao Te Ching, poem 64.
What lies still is easy to grasp;
What lies far off is easy to anticipate;
What is brittle is easy to shatter;
What is small is easy to disperse.
Yet a tree broader than a man
can embrace is born of a tiny shoot;
A dam greater than a river
can overrun starts with a clod of earth;
A journey of a thousand miles
begins at the spot under one’s feet.
Therefore deal with things before they happen;
Create order before there is confusion.
